ON BEING LEFT-HANDED

I am soooo grateful for left-handed scissors!

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I know it doesn't seem like such a big deal; however, once you develop blisters from using right-handed scissors, you definitely appreciate being able to cut things without the ache and pain!

And I love that God knit me together left-handed..I assume it serves a larger purpose than just making sure I always sit at the furthest left outside corner of a table so as not to "bump elbows" with everybody else sitting at the table lol

SHOTS FIRED!

I ask my Google assistant what time it is so often she started telling me it is time to get a watch!

She also started not-so-subtly putting ads for watches in my Facebook feed.

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I told her if she didn't knock it off I was going to replace her with Alexa and Siri.

So here I am, with no internet, sitting in the dark, wondering if my Google Assistant hacked into the electric grid.

Well played, Google Assistant, well played.