I ask my Google assistant what time it is so often she started telling me it is time to get a watch!
She also started not-so-subtly putting ads for watches in my Facebook feed.
I told her if she didn't knock it off I was going to replace her with Alexa and Siri.
So here I am, with no internet, sitting in the dark, wondering if my Google Assistant hacked into the electric grid.
Well played, Google Assistant, well played.