My newly acquired t-shirt courtesy of a friend in my local Buy Nothing Project group.
True story-when I was a kid (elementary age?) I was at a friend's house doing homework and I had to list a bunch of homophones. I borrowed a book from my friend and picked out some homophones that I thought sounded neat. Later, my friend's mom asked us about our homework, I told her about my assignment and read some of the words I picked out.
She replied, "you may want to consider removing dam/damn" from your list lol 🤣